Keeping House

Hey, there! As you've probably noticed, I've changed this blog's formatting, to celebrate the official blog colors, "grey" and "dark grey" (Massive points to anyone who can catch the reference I think I'm making). Unless you're new here. Or you're seeing this while browsing the archive, in which case, Hello, future Havoc! You're probably the only one who does that, you narcissistic little shit! So, have you finally become a productive member of society? No? Thank goodness. I'm glad I have such a convenient method of sending messages back in time.

Who needs readers when I have inside jokes?

As you can plainly see, (assuming I haven't changed my formatting again since the time you're reading this) my new formatting is as boring as possible. It's basically just all my text to one side, with some widgets on the other side. I also added a few neat little things, like a description, a search bar, and a public display of how many total views I have, as well as a neat little graph showing recent fluctuations in pageviews. I think I may have also fixed the problem of some of my posts sporadically changing fonts, and it was a travesty that I let such foolishness continue for so long. However, none of this formatting has chanced the actual content, so there's no need to fear that my posts will all of a sudden start making sense.

The Dawn of a New Era

And I'm back! From here on out, any new posts will be written specifically for blogspot. I suppose this is as good a time as any to mention that I have no idea whether or not "blogspot" is accepted vernacular; in fact I strongly suspect that it is not. However, this will only cause me to redouble my efforts to use it as egregiously as possible, because sounding like an idiot is how I became an internet champion, and it's how I intend to hold on to my throne.

I may keep updating my tumblr, (if they can't be buggered to capitalize their own companies name, then I sure as hell can't be) but I'd really prefer if you stayed here. We have captions. You like captions? They're neat. I managed to keep my 20 post promise, even if it did require writing an entire post that I wasn't planning on doing. Because a gentleman always keeps his promises. You're welcome.

Well, it's getting late over here in the Mantisphere, so I should probably sign off soon. I hope you all appreciate the irony of the fact that I switched to this medium because it's more tailored to longer posts, yet my first two posts on it are quite short.