The only post I ever made that was actually tumblr-appropriate length

Well I’ll be. Apparently tumblr is a microblogging platform, which means that I am doing this just 80 kinds of wrong over here.

As a side note, I think my brain is infected with a very specialized parasite that causes me to immediately come to the number “80” whenever I try to exaggerate a quantity. It’s been going on for awhile, and it’s frankly rather unsettling. I’d say it’s happened about 80 times.

Special Blogspot Note: The original post didn't have a title, which is why I gave it one for blogspot. Not much else to see here. Move along.